Girls.
They are crazy, kooky and caustic. But. You can't help it. You have to like them.
This post started out as an idea at lunch but has now become more.
[WHY THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE]
1. They are the opposite sex.
-Just this fact alone makes them un-understandable.
2.They "drop" hints.
-WRONG! As a guy, I can personally say that I am not good at hints. At all. EVER. You'd have to come out and say "Hey! I like you! Ask me out already!" or will not get the hint. A couple females tried to convince me otherwise and here's what happened:
Girls say: I'm fine.
What Girls Mean: They are having a bad day and they want you to shower them with compliments.
What Guys think: That the girl is fine. That's all.
Girls say: Heyyy! (Note the phenemenon known as the "Triple Y")
What Girls Mean: To talk to you.
What Guys Think: She wants the "D."
Girls say: .....my friend needs/wants/etc.
What Girls Mean: I want/I need/ I etc. (THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES)
What Guys think: Hmm. I guess her friend needs a lot of help.
Or it could be this:
Anything Girls Say: BLAHBLAHBLAH
Girls Mean: somethingsomethingsomething
What Guys Think: SHE WANS THE "D." REGARDLESS OF WHAT SHE SAID.
(Please note: this is usually never the case.)
But it's also on the reverse.
What Guys Say: You wanna hang?
What Girls Think (I think?): He thinks I'm just a friend.
What Guys Actually Mean: I like this girl and I want to spend some time with her to get to know her without freaking her out.
And so on.
The interactions with the opposite sex seems to continously play the game "Telephone."
You may think you're saying something right but by the time it gets to the ears of the intended target, the meanings. ARE. JUST. WRONG.
So next time you are talking to the opposite sex, try to change what you are going to say....umm....no.
Make it right?.....No that's not it.
I GOT IT!
Just don't talk to the opposite sex. There! That should fix it.
So you can die alone.
Hoo-rah.
What do you think? Am I wrong?
Leave your comments below. I really care about them. I really do.
They are crazy, kooky and caustic. But. You can't help it. You have to like them.
This post started out as an idea at lunch but has now become more.
[WHY THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE]
1. They are the opposite sex.
-Just this fact alone makes them un-understandable.
2.They "drop" hints.
-WRONG! As a guy, I can personally say that I am not good at hints. At all. EVER. You'd have to come out and say "Hey! I like you! Ask me out already!" or will not get the hint. A couple females tried to convince me otherwise and here's what happened:
Girls say: I'm fine.
What Girls Mean: They are having a bad day and they want you to shower them with compliments.
What Guys think: That the girl is fine. That's all.
Girls say: Heyyy! (Note the phenemenon known as the "Triple Y")
What Girls Mean: To talk to you.
What Guys Think: She wants the "D."
Girls say: .....my friend needs/wants/etc.
What Girls Mean: I want/I need/ I etc. (THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES)
What Guys think: Hmm. I guess her friend needs a lot of help.
Or it could be this:
Anything Girls Say: BLAHBLAHBLAH
Girls Mean: somethingsomethingsomething
What Guys Think: SHE WANS THE "D." REGARDLESS OF WHAT SHE SAID.
(Please note: this is usually never the case.)
But it's also on the reverse.
What Guys Say: You wanna hang?
What Girls Think (I think?): He thinks I'm just a friend.
What Guys Actually Mean: I like this girl and I want to spend some time with her to get to know her without freaking her out.
And so on.
The interactions with the opposite sex seems to continously play the game "Telephone."
You may think you're saying something right but by the time it gets to the ears of the intended target, the meanings. ARE. JUST. WRONG.
So next time you are talking to the opposite sex, try to change what you are going to say....umm....no.
Make it right?.....No that's not it.
I GOT IT!
Just don't talk to the opposite sex. There! That should fix it.
So you can die alone.
Hoo-rah.
What do you think? Am I wrong?
Leave your comments below. I really care about them. I really do.
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